February 2011
257 posts
Feb 1st
WELCOME TO FLORIDA
Feb 1st
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Being broke just does not fit with my lifestyle.
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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ra ra riot in jacksonville march 6th..
..I MUST GO.
Feb 1st
January 2011
195 posts
3 tags
Jan 31st
That awkward moment when you put your ipod on shuffle and vampire weekend comes on. I mean does anyone take them seriously anymore?
Jan 31st
(541): just had a flashback of you pouring...
Me….2 weeks ago.
Jan 31st
THIS →
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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I auditioned for American Idol and made it to...
EDIT: I gave up my spot so this guy can woe the world. 
Jan 31st
I wish I had the funds, balls, and job security to...
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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Who am I?
I just begged my mom to bring me home the greasiest cheeseburger she could find to cure my hangover. thanks mom love you always xoxo
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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In reference to my last post...I'm never drinking...
Jan 30th
Remember that one time I said I was never drinking again…wellll things changed bitches.
Jan 30th
Serious post...
NEVER EVER DRINK BUD LIGHT LIME RIGHT AFTER BRUSHING YOUR TEETH. I MIGHT DIE.
Jan 30th
MEOOWWWWWW
….sorry my cat stepped on my keyboard.
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Boys, this is what you need to get on my radar:
-Confidence is a must -Cockiness is a plus -Edginess is a rush -Edges, I like them rough -Interesting sense of style -Ten million dollar smile
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
226 notes
Application pep-talk part two will commence today
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jan 29th
So, last night I had a dream that all of my tumblr followers came to my house for a party, and then I threw all of your laptops in the pool so I was the only cool tumblr left. yeah….sorry about that. but on a lighter note we did have champagne and h’orderves!
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
Could “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” pick any sadder stories to make their shows? This is Niagra fucking falls all over again.
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
"It won't come up as stripper pole on my credit...
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
There was a bomb threat in my neighborhood. and then CSI came and blew it up.  WHERE THE FUCK DO I LIVE?!
Jan 28th
Pink wig, thick ass, give 'em whiplash
GQOY
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
Seriously though, Who does Egypt think they are?
Jan 28th
Lady Gaga should have just stopped beating around...
Jan 28th
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DON'T B A DRAG JUST B A QUEEN.
-ryan:
Jan 28th
Listenyoumakemydreams: dylanzarate: LADY GAGA BORN...
Jan 28th
192 notes
Good evening new followers.. ..this is my conversation starter, don’t be rude. 
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
4,994 notes
Coachella is sold out..
Even if it was impossible for me to go, I’m so upset. brb, cutting my wrists.
Jan 27th