February 2011
257 posts
WELCOME TO FLORIDA
Being broke just does not fit with my lifestyle.
ra ra riot in jacksonville march 6th..
..I MUST GO.
January 2011
195 posts
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That awkward moment when you put your ipod on shuffle and vampire weekend comes on.
I mean does anyone take them seriously anymore?
(541): just had a flashback of you pouring...
Me….2 weeks ago.
THIS →
I auditioned for American Idol and made it to...
EDIT: I gave up my spot so this guy can woe the world.
I wish I had the funds, balls, and job security to...
Who am I?
I just begged my mom to bring me home the greasiest cheeseburger she could find to cure my hangover.
thanks mom love you always xoxo
In reference to my last post...I'm never drinking...
Remember that one time I said I was never drinking again…wellll things changed bitches.
Serious post...
NEVER EVER DRINK BUD LIGHT LIME RIGHT AFTER BRUSHING YOUR TEETH.
I MIGHT DIE.
MEOOWWWWWW
….sorry my cat stepped on my keyboard.
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Boys, this is what you need to get on my radar:
-Confidence is a must
-Cockiness is a plus
-Edginess is a rush
-Edges, I like them rough
-Interesting sense of style
-Ten million dollar smile
Application pep-talk part two will commence today
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So, last night I had a dream that all of my tumblr followers came to my house for a party, and then I threw all of your laptops in the pool so I was the only cool tumblr left.
yeah….sorry about that.
but on a lighter note we did have champagne and h’orderves!
Could “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” pick any sadder stories to make their shows?
This is Niagra fucking falls all over again.
"It won't come up as stripper pole on my credit...
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There was a bomb threat in my neighborhood. and then CSI came and blew it up.
WHERE THE FUCK DO I LIVE?!
Pink wig, thick ass, give 'em whiplash
GQOY
Seriously though, Who does Egypt think they are?
Lady Gaga should have just stopped beating around...
DON'T B A DRAG JUST B A QUEEN.
-ryan:
Good evening new followers..
..this is my conversation starter, don’t be rude.
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Coachella is sold out..
Even if it was impossible for me to go, I’m so upset.
brb, cutting my wrists.